You want a White Claw?
It's 9:00 in the morning.
It's 10:01 somewhere
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
GBGolden Boy
Uh, dude, I am not sweating The Incredible Steve. Or anyone that has "the" in their name.
So what were you doing?
Uh, my YouTube show. Fun Sized with Little Cricket? You haven't seen it? Oh. Well, I'm kind of like PewDiePie without the Nazi stuff.
[While torturing Andre with a high-frequency sound emitter]
BBob
Did you know supes have a wider range of hearing than us? Like dogs. [He turns up the sound as Andre groans in pain; a female guard appears behind him]
I5Intruder #5
Hey, Bob. Turn it off.
BBob
Or what?
I5Intruder #5
I said, turn it off, Bob. Right fucking now. [She switches it off and holds up her flashlight]
BBob
What are you doing?
I5Intruder #5
I'll tell you what I'm doing, Bob. First, you're gonna get this flashlight nice and wet with your slutty fucking mouth.
BBob
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I5Intruder #5
Then I'm gonna stuff it right up your tight little chocolate starfish until you see God. [Cate suddenly appears behind Bob and touches him, pushing him with her mind]
Do it. You know you want to.
[Bewildered] The fuck...?
BBob
Gimme that fucking flashlight! [Gets down on his knees and starts sucking enthusiastically]
Vought hired me because I'm a problem solver. When 400 kids learnt they weren't gifts from God but their parents drugged them with Compound V as infants, I barely had any suicides, did I?
Well, you had one tonight.
What's the name... of my all-time favorite movie?
Well, you're a white guy, so... Uh, Godfather, Star Wars or Shawshank.
TTiffany
What do I always say?
Oh. "Pee after sex"?
[To Golden Boy] Should we talk about our intercourse situation?
KKayla
Are you surprised?
JLJordan Li
"Surprised" is a word that I'd use, yeah.
TTiffany
I think, in the real world, everybody uses everyone.
I have a... beanbag (chair).
Okay, a beanbag is not a compelling reason to stay captive, Sam.
What the hell happened?
I mean, maybe Sam penetrated the ear canal with, um... his member?
That's the sum total of your searing insight, that Sam skull-fucked Bob here?
I want the whole security team on this.
Well, half of them are dead.
Then use the other half.
You have a... a...... piece of eardrum on your shoulder.
I killed that guy.
Well, uh, he--he was a sadistic asshole. Does that make you feel any better?
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