Emma Meyer quotes from Gen V

Emma Meyer

Do you like Jordan? Do you want to hang out with them? Do you want to talk to them? Do you want to put your mouth on their mouth and other fucking body parts? I mean, come on. This isn't quantum physics.

Emma Meyer

But you're so sweet. I mean, when you're not slaughtering a bunch of dudes.

Emma Meyer

So... so all this because he lasered that Starlighter dude?

Emma Meyer

You want a White Claw?

Marie Moreau

It's 9:00 in the morning.

Emma Meyer

It's 10:01 somewhere

Marie Moreau

So what were you doing?

Emma Meyer

Uh, my YouTube show. Fun Sized with Little Cricket? You haven't seen it? Oh. Well, I'm kind of like PewDiePie without the Nazi stuff.

Sam

What's the name... of my all-time favorite movie?

Emma Meyer

Well, you're a white guy, so... Uh, Godfather, Star Wars or Shawshank.

What do I always say?

Emma Meyer

Oh. "Pee after sex"?

Sam

I have a... beanbag (chair).

Emma Meyer

Okay, a beanbag is not a compelling reason to stay captive, Sam.

Emma Meyer

I killed that guy.

Sam

Well, uh, he--he was a sadistic asshole. Does that make you feel any better?

Emma Meyer

You are sick.

Sam

I know. Multiple mental hospitals.

Sam

Emma? Are you alone?

Emma Meyer

I mean, technically, I'm with you, so...

I did rip an entire person in half.

Emma Meyer

Yeah.

I mean, in my defense, he was a puppet at the time,