Marie Moreau quotes from Gen V

Emma Meyer

You want a White Claw?

Marie Moreau

It's 9:00 in the morning.

Emma Meyer

It's 10:01 somewhere

Marie Moreau

So what were you doing?

Emma Meyer

Uh, my YouTube show. Fun Sized with Little Cricket? You haven't seen it? Oh. Well, I'm kind of like PewDiePie without the Nazi stuff.

What are you greasy sack of fuck nuts doing in here?

Andre Anderson

What in the fuck?

Marie Moreau

Soldier Boy? What are you doing in here?

I’m Cate’s imaginary friend from when she was a kid. Boyfriend, really. I taught her how to jerk off. Diddle that Skittle. Flick the bean. How to find that man in the canoe. She came like a faucet. She’d crank up the Jonas Brothers and she’d hump a Soldier Boy pillow. She’d raw-dog that pillow till she saw God.

Marie Moreau

Gross.

It was pretty romantic.

[Extends a fist-bump] Hell yeah, brother.

[Ignores fist-bump extension] Shut the fuck up.

Andre Anderson

Fuck you. She... she just didn’t like, she didn’t like Jonas Brothers, was all.

I know you. Yeah, you’re Cate’s new fuckboy. She really loves you. But whatever. Boys, they come and go. But she always comes back to a little... pillow talk. [Clicks tongue]

Andre Anderson

Fuck you. You’re a Russian agent is what you are.

Marie Moreau

Andre. Bigger shit going on right now.

What the hell you talking about?

Turns out you were radicalized by the Russians.

Fuck you. I’m no godless, dickless commie. I’m red-blooded. But not commie red. Red-white-and-blue red. I fart “The Star-Spangled Banner.”

Andre Anderson

You’re pretty fucking weird, dude.

Yeah? Knock knock. Who’s there? Go fuck your face.

Marie Moreau

Okay. Fine. Whatever.

Jordan. What do I always say, huh? Being a hero, it’s not about the glory. It’s about...

It’s about sacrifice. I know, sir, but what the hell kind of sacrifice was that?

Well, Luke... Luke needs cutting-edge treatments, put him over the edge. That boy could be Homelander strong. But sometimes... sometimes he has a bad reaction.

If Luke’s getting cutting-edge treatments, I want ’em, too.

Andre Anderson

Always looking out for yourself, huh?

[Chuckles] Kid, you got a strong head. You don’t need ’em. Tell me, do you remember sitting in that chair, a scared-shitless freshman who never wanted to switch? And I promised that I would always take good care of you. Remember? Now... [puts hand on her shoulder] Jordan, people just don’t understand the lows it takes to reach great heights. And so now I want you to promise me, as my new T.A., that you will always protect me. Not a word of this to anyone.

You’re making me your T.A.?

Marie Moreau

That’s how you became Brink’s gatekeeper?

Of course. Because you’ve earned it. Can I trust you?

Yes, sir. I’m honored. [They hug]

Marie Moreau

So you knew! You knew Golden Boy attacked Brink before!

I don’t know what I knew!

Andre Anderson

Looks like you knew a lot!

He said he was juicing Golden Boy! What would any of you done?

Andre Anderson

Something, Jordan!

Marie Moreau

Sir, hi, um... [Homelander shakes his finger and walks closer and closer to Marie]

What kind of animal are you?

Marie Moreau

What?

Do you like attacking your own kind?

Stay back!