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Gavin & Stacey · Season 1, Episode 15

Magician and Bryn in “Unfinished Business”

MMagician

I can saw the bride in half. I can saw the groom in half. I can saw the best man in half.

Bryn

Can you saw me in half?

MMagician

What relationship are you to the bride or groom?

Bryn

Bride's uncle.

MMagician

No.

Bryn

But, hang on! Her father, my brother, he's dead! See?

MMagician

Oh right. Yeah, well, that does change things.

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