BBugs
Well how's about I stick that rat tail of yours in the garbage disposal and then pull your fingernails back with a shrimp fork?
How about I go to the closet, get my shotgun and shoot you and your kitty in the face?
BBugs
Stalemate.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Mr. Bugs, your information has been very useful. I would have thought your presence here would have been a complete waste of time as you come of as someone with the intellect of a retarded snow pea.
Ah, there she is, right on time. Hi mom, I was actually starting to get...I'm sorry, there's no Adolf Oliver Nipple here. I.P. Freely? Oh... Damn Juveniles!...Mommy...
WWalter
Frank, it's come to my attention that you have leprosy.
FFrank
That's a lie. [accidentally flings his nose into Walter's glass of water]
WWalter
Leprosy is an infectious bacterial disease, man. That's not the type of lifestyle we can support here...
[Gary gets a delivery of smelly cheese at the office.]
CWCo-worker
[sniffs] Holy Christ Andrews, what's that smell ?? You're stinking up the whole building
That'd be the remnants of your 40 dollar girlfriend. You probably could catch her at the elevator if you hurry.
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