Mike and Lauren in “Unfinished Business”

You have to break up with him.

OK. Relax. You want an oral break up, hand break up, girl on girl break up.

No. Just a regular break up.

That'll be two grand.

You don't understand. The idiot has fallen in love with you.

Did you get a hair cut?

No, I had my head in a vice. Look the bottom line is, I'm outta money.

Bottom line. Unless I get the cash, if he calls, I tell him I'm a pro.

No no no no. Don't do that, you'll break his heart and he'll hate my guts forever. Look you gotta help me out here. I need a favor.

Oral favor, hand favor, girl on girl favor..

No no no, an actual real favor.

I'm not in the favor business!