“If you use anti-perspirant it clogs up your...” – Garth Marenghi, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace ... TV Quotes Database

If you use anti-perspirant it clogs up your pores, if you clog up you're pores you're gonna sweat elsewhere... and if you block up everything well then you're gonna sweat inside, and get cancer.

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