JJon
Garfield, come back here with that! I said you could have a light snack.
Garfield: This is a light snack! A big snack includes soup. [from Beddy Buy]
"This is much better than sending him to Abu Dhabi, and it saves on stamps." ~Garfield, after locking Nermal in a jail cell [from Well-Fed Feline]
JJon
We'll go to that new multiplex in town. They have 37 screens.
Garfield: All of which will be showing Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2. [from Video Airlines]
"Odie, that is not a watch. That is a head of cabbage. There is a difference." ~Garfield [from Dirty Business]
JJon
I'll put a stop to this or my name is mud!
Garfield: "Mud" should be back any minute now.
Jon: (returns, covered with mud on his face) Hello, my name is Mud.
Garfield: We were expecting you. [ from Dirty Business]
JJon
Garfield look at you! You need to get in shape!
Garfield: Round is a shape.
[to viewers] From time to time on this show, we like to bring you something a little educational. [a hand holding a remote control appears, startling Garfield] No, no! Don't change channels! It's not that educational.
BBinky
HEEEEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!! Aren't ya thrilled to see me?!
Garfield: No.
:Binky: I'm the handyman, who's gonna fix up your house!!
Garfield: Note the worried look on the cat's face. [from Binky Gets Cancelled]
Garfield (to Odie) Rule number 1 in being a sidekick. Never dress better than the hero. [from The Caped Avenger]
JJon
It is a great honor to be in your presence, Your Highness.
Sultan: Oh, you don't have to call me Your Highness. Now, you can call me Ali. Or you can call me Wally. Or you can call me Ben. Or you can call me Benny. Or you can call me Ali Ben. Or you can call me Ali Ben, Jr. Or you can call me Junior. Or you can call me Ali, Jr. Or you can call me Sonny. Or you can call me Ali Benny, Jr. Or you can call me Junie. Or you can call Johnny. Or you can call me Benjie. Or you can call me Benjie, Jr. Or you can call me Ray. Or you can call me Jay. Or you can call me Ray Jay. Or you can call me R.J.J. [from Ally Katta and the 40 Thieves]
JJon
That's not a hot dog! That's a hot dog truck! I hope you feel like a complete idiot! [from the quickie Hot Dog Truck]
RRalph
I got you this time, dog.
:Garfield: Ahem! (points to himself) Me, cat. (points to Ralph) You, dog catcher.
:Mr. Mendelberg(Ralph's boss): Ralph, put that cat down. You are the most incompetent dog catcher on the whole squad.
:Ralph: But... but Mr. Mendelberg.
:Mr. Mendelberg: One more mistake and you're fired! [from the episode Identity Crisis]
[He and Jon step into Dr. Garbonzo Bean's lab to find hundreds of robotic duplicates of Odie.] It's an odie fest! [suddenly gets licked by two Robodies in succession] Just what I needed: a team slurp. [from Robodie]
PPenelope
[In a jungle fantasy] Here is the famous professor of jungle sciences, deep in the forest, wondering where she should camp for the night. [a pride of lions jump out from the bushes] Here she is, considering a good motel in St. Louis. [from The Guy of Her Dreams]
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