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Ralph in “Quotes from Garfield”

RRalph

I got you this time, dog.

:Garfield: Ahem! (points to himself) Me, cat. (points to Ralph) You, dog catcher.

:Mr. Mendelberg(Ralph's boss): Ralph, put that cat down. You are the most incompetent dog catcher on the whole squad.

:Ralph: But... but Mr. Mendelberg.

:Mr. Mendelberg: One more mistake and you're fired! [from the episode Identity Crisis]

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