[Joffrey orders a man killed after getting hit with a cow pie, which instantly provokes a riot. The Kingsguard rush Joffrey and Tyrion to safety behind closed doors]
[after barely escaping the angry mob] Traitors! I'll have all their heads!
Oh, you blind, bloody fool!
You can't insult me!
We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!
Y–You can't...
I can, I am!
They attacked me!
They threw a cow pie at you! So you decided to kill them all?! They're starving, you fool! All because of the war you started!
YOU'RE TALKING TO A KING!!
[slaps Joffrey] And now I've struck a king! Did my hand fall from my wrist?! Where is the Stark girl?
Let them have her!
If she dies, you'll never get your Uncle Jaime back. You owe him quite a bit, you know!
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