Edward! You didn’t tell me you were in the hospital for this!
Yeah, well, one thing, lead to another… He-he…
This is nothing to laugh about!
What’s wrong?
I didn’t do the maintenance on your auto-mail the way I should have, and now… This is my fault…
No don’t say that! There are a lot of other things to blame! Right Al?
Right…
There, you see? And Al doesn’t lie!
Yeah, but…
Your maintenance was perfect, it always has been! It’s complicated machinery, and I’m slinging it all around! It was bound to jam up some time! I mean honestly, the timing was pretty good, if it’d stopped earlier, I’d be a lot worse off! It broke because I was rough with it, don’t worry!
(Thinks) Could he actually not have noticed I forgot to use that screw? (Talking) YOU’RE RIGHT, ED! YOU’RE TOO ROUGH! A RECKLESS KLUTZ, REALLY! AHAHAHAHA!
Hey…
Lieutenant Colonel, sorry to interrupt, but there’s a call from Colonel Mustang.
Yo, Roy! Good timing, I’ve got great news!
What?! Your soldiers have found Scar?!
No, you obsessed idiot! How would that be great news? Did you honestly forget? Tomorrow’s Alicia’s birthday! We’re throwing her a party and everything!
Unless you want to become charcoal, Maes, you’d better tell me the news from Central!
Don’t worry, if anything important happens, I’ll let you know, but in the meantime, make sure you send my daughter a present! Bye now!
Uh! Rrrrggggg!
But, sir, are you sure it’s okay not to tell him anything, about the boys?
Yeah, I’m sure, right now it’s better if he doesn’t know anything…
Right…
But enough about that, you got those reports?
YEAH! Working non-stop without sleep, I’ve managed to finish them all!
(Takes a sip of his drink) Great, here’s a list of what’s next, doll.
(Faints)
How you doing’? Huh? Well, Ed it looks like you’re done with your dinner…
Uhuh…
Don’t be a baby. It won’t hurt much. Huh? (’moo’ is heard) You didn't drink your milk. (Ed twitches) Edward...
(grumbling) You drink it. I hate milk. It's like drinking vomit.
(shoving it in his face) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! MILK'S GOOD FOR YOU! DRINK IT!
(shoving it away) FORGET IT! I HATE WHAT I HATE! IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL DIE BECAUSE I DON'T DRINK THAT CRAP!
JEEZ! AND THIS IS THE REASON YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING TO BE THE SIZE OF A BEAN!
A BEAN?!
Yeah, a bean. Right, Al?
Just do what she says, Ed. Drink the dumb milk.
Yeah, sure, easy for you to say, Al, you're lucky. You didn't have to drink anything to get that big!
Shut up. It wasn't my choice to be this way!
You’re right, Al… I’m sorry…
Hey, what’s the matter are you two fighting?
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