Alphonse quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist

Alphonse

Episode 48: Goodbye.

Edward

To all my friends and those I love, I'm sorry, but this is the path I've chosen.

Rose

Don't do this.

That sound. What did he just do?

Envy

Gluttony. He used alchemy with the stone!

You petulant boy. Look at the damage you've inflicted upon yourself. Sit down before your wasted completely.

Alphonse

Stay back! You can't make me do anything.

And what do you think you can pull off?

Alphonse

Brother hasn't been dead for long. Look, there is still some color in his face. His soul is probably still at the gate. I just have to pull it back. The same way he did for me.

Don't be a fool. Do you know what would happen to you?

Alphonse

Yea, I do. A lot of people died to make this stone. And I would have died too, if not for them. It's time I gave my share, and made my own choice. Goodbye Rose. This is for you brother, I'll miss you.

Edward

It’s just like what happened to us, when we tried to bring Mom back…

Alphonse

You mean almost like us. You kept my soul here, attaching it to this armor, by trading your arm. While for his attempt, he lost it all.

Edward

He didn’t respect equivalent exchange… And that’s why we need the stone to get your body back…

Alphonse

Your arm and leg too, brother.

Edward

Let's go.

Alphonse

Eh?

Edward

This whole castle's about to explode.

Alphonse

Why?!

Edward

'Cause I don't like it. I made some adjustments to the steam tanks. [Smirk]

Alphonse

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO EXCESSIVE?! YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME!

Edward

There's no point arguing now! Come on, let's go!

Alphonse

Go where?! We're floating on water, and if I get wet, I could wash off my Blood Seal!

Edward

THEN STOP WHINING AND HELP ME THINK!

Edward

We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking!

Alphonse

I know, I know, I'm trying!

Edward

Faster Al! AAAHHH! Give me your head! [Grabs Al's helmet and scoops the water out]

Alphonse

HEY! BROTHER, STOP! GIVE THAT BACK! [Reaches for it]

Edward

OH, STOP COMPLAINING, WOULD YA?! I GOTTA GET THE WATER OUT!

Alphonse

Well then, transmute something! You don't have to use my head!

Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

Edward

And with that the story of the Champion of the People Alchemist spread from a few little mining regions to every corner of the… (Alfons starts to cough) Continent… The end…

You know, you should become a novelist, with the stories you tell!

Edward

You saying you don't believe me?

Oh, come on Ed! A place where alchemy kept evolving and was more important than the steam engine? Newton's Law eclipse alchemy, ushering in the modern age. That's a historical fact.

Edward

Yeah, in THIS world, you mean. I'm telling you- WHOAAAAA! [Loses control of car, crashing into a tree] HEY! HEY, STOP! (Alfons coughs again) You okay, Alfons?

It’s just a little cold, that’s all.

Alphonse

(After hearing about Huskaskin’s Uranium bomb) No. You’ve claimed it has ultimate potential. But all you’ve made is another weapon for war. That’s the last thing our country needs. Sorry… But I won’t introduce it.

Is the young and promising State Alchemist afraid?

Alphonse

Eh? (Huskaskin traps him)

You give such lofty speeches, but your real reasons are clear! The state only gives you authority because of your alchemic power!

Edward

Authority…?

You’re scared a weapon like this will render you obsolete in war, and without that leverage the alchemist stranglehold on this state will vanish. Now let’s see what the alchemist of the people really looks like! (Sends screws at Alphonse, and takes away the restraint and lets the armor drop) … Aha! Are you so fragile!? A hack in a cheap suit of armor! (Looks and sees the armor is empty) Impossible! It’s empty! It can’t just move on its own! It’s unexplainable! But everything can be explained…! (Hand clap is heard)

Edward

Huskaskin, you made two big mistakes! (Huskaskin gasps)

Alphonse

Brother! What took you so long?! He put holes in me!

Edward

Sorry, I got held up…

Tell me who you are!

Edward

Mistake number one. You thought we cared about your invention. We only came because you wouldn’t shut up about it, and on the off chance it could help us on our own search…

GAHH! (Sends drills to the kid)

Alphonse

Brother! (The kid’s air helmet brakes)

(Smirks as the drill is on the kid’s shoulder) You’ll take me to Central if you value your life! (The kid grabs the drill with his gloved hand)

Edward

And mistake number two… That young and promising State Alchemist you were looking for… Is me!

A mechanical arm! Auto-mail… So that’s what it means… (Edward breaks the drill) The Fullmetal Alchemist!

Alphonse

Brother? BROTHER! Oh, Brother I’m so glad to see you! It’s been so long! Are you okay?!

Edward

I can’t breath!

Alphonse

But you've changed… You're taller now…

Edward

Al… [smacks his helmet off] WHAT, YOU THOUGHT I'D STILL BE A RUNT WHEN I'M EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD?!

That suit's empty!

But how is that possible?

I don't know it’s could be some form of some sort of Alchemy perhaps…

Don’t you see?! It’s possessed by a demon! FIRE!

Alphonse

They don’t seem too happy! You haven't changed brother… You're still causing trouble…

Edward

Save the lecture, let's get out of here!

Alphonse

Right!

Alphonse

Now what?!

Edward

Just go!

Alphonse

Which way?!

Edward

ANYWHERE!

Alphonse

I don’t know where I’m going!

Edward

It's better then getting shot!

Alphonse

I’ve dreamed of this place, it’s pretty. Are we really in the Gate?

Edward

No, we’re on the other side of it, but forget that, I want to hear about your life, Al. That is really you right? How’d you get stuck in that armor again?

Alphonse

Again? What do you mean? Oh right. You attached my soul to armor just like this, didn’t you, while my body was lost in the gate? Sorry, brother, I don’t remember any of that.

Edward

You don’t remember? What?

Alphonse

The last time I saw you was when we tried to bring Mom back, and then I woke up, and I was in Central, and a girl named Rose was taking me home, but I knew you were alive out there, somewhere, and one day, we’d be together again.

Edward

And now…?

Alphonse

I wonder how they opened that portal; will they do it again-?

Edward

Al..?

Alphonse

Brother, the transmutation I used to transfer my soul, it doesn’t last for long, and it looks like I’ve run out of time…

Edward

Al, don’t go yet! It’s too soon!

Alphonse

It’s okay, I think I know how to bring you back now. The portal they used, I’ll try to open it from my side…

Way to bring your trouble home with you, Fullmetal, really nice.

Edward

Smart remarks already? Nice patch by the way, though it should have covered your mouth, too.

Alphonse

Sorry, sir, just ignore him.

Now I see why they call you "Fullmetal"! It's because of that armor!

Alphonse

Um... I'm not the Fullmetal Alchemist. He is.

What, that little shorty?

Edward

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN-SPROUT MIDGET?!

Edward

Oh, that reminds me. Colonel, what do you think of this ring?

Roy

...What's this?

Edward

I just told you, it's a ring!

Roy

I'm sorry, but I cannot accept a gift like this from another man.

Edward

It's not a gift, you moron!

Oh? So you're giving it to a girl? Haha, you're blossoming early, shrimp!

Edward

That ain't it either, and don't call me a shrimp!

Roy

It looks like a normal old ring to me. Is there something special about it?

Edward

Well, you see... No, it's nothing. Just forget it

Hmm... Something's fishy here, and it ain't cod. Wait a minute! You're not planning on wooing my daughter at an early age, are you!?

Edward

Excuse me?

...Roy, let's grill this shrimp up. I'll get the skewers...

Roy

...And I'll provide the flames.

Alphonse

Ed, how could you? Trying to win her favor at the age of two! You start early, don't you?

Edward

SHADDUP!!!

Edward

[after Al bumps into him] What's the matter Al? Did you forget how to walk in a straight line- Stop bumping into me!

Alphonse

S-sorry... th-these spooky places give me the creeps.

Edward

[laughs] I can't believe you got the heebie-jeebies, Al! You're a big suit of armor! Look at the Lieutenant; walking all bravely up there, leadin' the way- and she's just a girl!

Edward

Ahh-Wha!! Wh-wh-wh-whoa! Put that down, Lieutenant! I didn't mean to insult you in any way, I swear! I just meant 'cause you're-

We are the People's Eastern Revolution Front. We have assumed control of this train. I repeat, we are the-

Alphonse

People's Eastern Revolution Front? Sounds like a bunch of names cut and pasted together.

I am Genz Bresslau, the Armor-Piercing Alchemist, and the strongest in the military!

Alphonse

Eep... But I've never heard of you.

Edward

And just WHO says you're the strongest in the military, anyway? Your mom doesn't count, you know.

Wait... You guys can't be...? Yer not Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric, are you?

Alphonse

Gosh, Brother, you're a celebrity!

Edward

What's it to you? Do you want me to sign your forehead or something?