Edward quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist

Winry

What do you mean we’re not going to Dublith?

Alphonse

Don’t worry; we’ll still take you to Rush Valley.

Winry

Well, okay then, but what about your teacher? Didn’t you want to ask her about another way to fix yourselves besides the Philosopher’s Stone?

Edward

If we go for any reason, we’ll be killed.

Winry

Wait a sec… killed?

Alphonse

Brother never told her he became a state alchemist.

Edward

If she could tell by our bodies we tried human transmutation… Personally, I’d like to live a little longer.

Alphonse

I, at least, want to fall in love before I’m through.

Edward

Even if those weren’t issues… I just don’t think it’d be right asking her that.

Winry

Then where are we going?

Edward

We’ve learned about a pretty sizable Ishballian refugee camps hidden in the mountains to the south. I think Scar and the others might have gone there…

Winry

You’re going after Scar...?

Alphonse

It’s been said the Philosopher's Stone was created in Ishbal, but no one ever taught them alchemy. In fact, their culture rejected it.

Edward

I’m going to beat the pulp out of him, and force him to tell me their secret.

Alphonse

Brother, about Scar, he’s really not that bad of a person, ‘ya know?

Edward

He murdered dozens of people, and he’s done it by using alchemy. I can’t forgive him for that.

Edward

Mmmm! I guess that’s what they call a “mother’s touch”! I could eat this stuff all day!

Winry

That Mr. and Mrs. Hughes and their cute little daughter Elicia, that had to be the perfect family!

Alphonse

Yeah!

Edward

Come on, perfect? The guy’s nosey and obsessed with his kid! He’s annoying!

Alphonse

You like him; he came to see us all the time.

Edward

Yet he’s always complaining about how busy he is, I’m telling you that big goof doesn’t make any sense!

Alphonse

Why do you think he cares about us so much, seriously?

Edward

Beats me…

Winry

Really, Ed. You’d better tell him ‘thanks’ when we get back to Central. (At the blink of an eye, Ed thought he saw a silhouette of Hughes waving as they pass him) Ed?

Alphonse

Did you see something, brother?

Edward

No. (He chomps the pie)

Nah, I couldn't possibly ask this shrimp to take on the champ... Hahahaha!

Edward

I'M NOT A SHRIMP!

Whoa, you're a pretty feisty shrimp, aren't you? Looks like you salvaged that auto-mail from the bottom of a scrap heap!

Winry

Alphonse. Let go of your brother.

Alphonse

Yes, ma'am.

Winry

Edward, if you lose, I'll kick your ass!

You know, when you can't win by using your legs, there's always Alchemy!

Edward

Screw you!

Izumi

You helped bring a new life into this world, and that's an invaluable experience.

Edward

Naw... we just ran around, screaming our heads off, thinking she was gonna die.

Alphonse

You're not going to believe who's here! [Sig is behind him]

Winry

Ed, do you know this guy?

Edward

Yeah, and that means…

Izumi

And just where do you think you're going Ed? You've always been so predictable!

Edward

Uh, hello, Teacher! What are you doing here?

Winry

That's your teacher? But that means she's-

Edward

An alchemist; taught us everything we know.

Izumi

Where is Alphonse?!

Alphonse

Ma'am!

Izumi

Oh yes, I'd like to thank you so much for escorting us here. Do you know where I can find Alphonse?

Alphonse

Umm, well, I'm Alphonse…

Izumi

Oh, that's right of course you are, now as I was saying… Uh…

Alphonse

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Izumi

So, you're hiding in disguises now?! Don’t worry. I've had plenty of stories reach me about my idiot apprentices; breaking away from everything I taught them to become the scum of the military! Isn't that right?!

Alphonse

So much for our escape plan….

Edward

I know! I've got chills just thinking about what she's going to do to us now!

Alphonse

Yeah…

Teacher!

Izumi

Hey there Manny, so how's Cheiko doing?

She's going to have babies soon!

Izumi

Goodness, your house is going to be crowded!

Hey, Izumi! Welcome back!

Edward

Hey there, Mason!

That you Edward? I haven't seen you in a while! Ha-ha! So you've finally grown a little bit haven't you!?

Edward

He loves to piss me off!

So… Uh… Who's your big armored sidekick?

Alphonse

It's me Mason… His little brother… Alphonse…

Uh… That's some growth spurt!

Edward

This is a joke. What does she mean ‘cool our heads’? I hope she doesn’t think we’re going to have any trouble surviving here now.

Alphonse

She even forbids from using alchemy. It’s just like last time, isn’t it?

Edward

Yeah, really, I mean, what the point of doing this again? Does Teacher think we haven’t grown up at all?

Alphonse

Oh, I don’t know, I’m sure she has her reasons…

Winry

No, wait! Go back! Edward! Alphonse!

Don’t move around, girl. You’ll get wet.

Winry

OK!

Winry

But what do you want them to do?

Izumi

I don’t want them to do anything.

That’s right.

Winry

What’s right?! You left them on an uninhabited island, with out any previsions, and what do you mean you don’t want them to do anything?!

Izumi

I mean just that.

Right.

Winry

You know, I just don’t think I understand you people at all!

Izumi

It’s OK to do nothing.

Winry

Huh?

Izumi

It’s alright to just stop and think things over for a while. Those two need some time to do that right now. (Winry looks taken aback)

Edward

Looks like traps work even if you don't make them right!

Alphonse

How are we supposed to eat that, brother?

Edward

We kill it.

Alphonse

Do we have to?

Edward

You do it.

Alphonse

There's no way I can... I've never killed an animal before!

Edward

Well, I haven't either, Al!!

Alphonse

But that's no fair! You always make me do your dirty work!

Edward

Well? How’d it go?

Alphonse

Let’s check…

Edward

All right!

We got ourselves some dinner!

Edward

Don’t forget to dry yourself off; you don’t want to rust…

Alphonse

Okay.

Alphonse

Who was that person brother? Oh man! He’s so scary, and she said there were no wild animals….

Edward

I think he was more dangerous then any wild animal…

Alphonse

What should we do?

Edward

What can we do? Our ride’s not coming for another month. First thing’s first, if we’re both hungry, then we can’t fight!

Alphonse

YES! My brother is a genius! [Holds caught rabbit]

Edward

Looks like these traps work even if you don’t make them right!

Alphonse

So, uh, how are we supposed to eat that brother?

Edward

We kill it!

Alphonse

Do we HAVE to?!

Uh….

Edward

You do it!

Alphonse

Uh? No you don’t understand Ed, you have to do it! There’s no way I can I’ve never killed an animal before!

Edward

Well I haven’t either, Al!

Alphonse

But that’s no fair! You always make me do your dirty work!

Edward

I do not! (A fox snatches their rabbit)

AHH!

Edward

Stop!

Alphonse

Stop!

Edward

That’s our rabbit!

Alphonse

Eh?

Edward

Uh! Eh! AHHH!!!!

Alphonse

BROTHER! Are you OK? That bite looks bad!

Edward

YOU STUPID FOX!

Edward

When we find that damn thing… I’m biting it back!

Alphonse

Brother! (Ed runs over to him)

Edward

It has babies!

Alphonse

I guess she’s the mother…

Edward

Uh-huh… (Babies start eating the rabbit)

Uh!

Edward

Let’s pass on the meat and eat fish instead.

Edward

I’m starting to wonder if foxes are edible…

Alphonse

Heheh, Just be patient Ed…

GOT ONE!!

Edward

[rubbing two sticks together while Al blows on them] FIRE!!

Time to eat! ... FOOD! Uh… (Groans, then squeal and run off)

Alphonse

Almost ready… Brother!

Edward

Yeah, what’s up-?

Alphonse

Come with me!

Edward

OW! (They get to the now burned out fire) What happened here?

Alphonse

What do you mean ‘what happened’? You got hungry and ate it all before dinner time!

Edward

Wasn’t me.

Alphonse

But look, there’s your hand print…!

Edward

Look at it carefully, it’s a right hand. So someone else is here.

Alphonse

Someone else? You mean?

Edward

At least now we know why teacher brought us here, she thinks we didn’t get enough the last time.

Alphonse

But where are you going?

Edward

To find the masked man, we might as well go ahead and get this over with now.

I was just doing my job. Izumi told me to toughen you up a little bit.

Edward

Nearly dying of starvation and getting our asses beat was supposed to toughen us up?!

Alphonse

How could you do that to kids?! What kind of monster are you?!

Izumi

Stop bitching about the past and worry about someone other than yourselves!

[nervously] Yes, ma'am.

Alphonse

It's true! I know Brother lies sometimes, but he's telling the truth this time!

Edward

Thanks for the support, Al.

Alphonse

Careful, brother! He's a homunculus just like the others!

Edward

I see, no wonder...

Greed

Hey, listen, I've got a hostage here. Is everyone forgetting about that? Come on, isn't anybody paying attention here! Hellooo?

Edward

I didn't come here to negotiate! If all you homunculi are mistakes created by alchemists, the results of their sins, well then alchemists should be responsible for correcting those mistakes, starting right now!

Greed

Huh... all right... I didn't want to have to show you this since it does get a bit ugly, but since you're getting all serious on me, then I'll get serious too.

Edward

What the...!?

Greed

This is my real form... Come and get it!

Greed

You've never killed anyone, have you, kid?

Edward

What's that got to do with it?

Greed

I'm saying you lack the guts to kill. You'll never beat me like that, and you'll never beat the other homunculi either. So I'll help you find the guts now... by showing you some of your own!