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Frisky Dingo · Season 1

Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones and Killface in “Penultimate Fighting”

XCXander Crews/Barnaby Jones

Oh, you're fuckin' dead.

Yes, that's the spirit, Barnaby. [Xander smashes Killface in the face] Oh you're really selling it.

XCXander Crews/Barnaby Jones

Oh, what's that? I obviously can't hear you.

Okay, Barnaby?

XCXander Crews/Barnaby Jones

Hey, I'm Killface, and I have a plan! Let me shoot your fuckin' eyes out! And then, let's wander around a fuckin' sewer our whole lives, looking for my fat ass, weirdo kid!

Hey-

XCXander Crews/Barnaby Jones

Who just happens to be-

Barnaby-

XCXander Crews/Barnaby Jones

The world's fattest fucking pussy! [Killface yells and bashes Xander to the ground]

You made me do that! [Steps on Xander's neck]

XCXander Crews/Barnaby Jones

Well, your kid's still a pussy.

Barnaby-

XCXander Crews/Barnaby Jones

'Cause you are a failure as a parent.

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