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Frisky Dingo · Season 1

Stan, X-tacle #1 and others in “The Odd Couple”

[as Awesome X through transmission] How did he even escape anyway?

XTX-tacle #1

We're...dealing with that internally, X.

Inte...I'll deal with you internally!

[The X-tacles gasp as Stan holds up a remote.]

Yes, you'd better gasp collectively, because until you find Xander Crews, I'm gonna blow one of your heads off every hour. [1 X-tacle's head axplodes] Starting now

[Transmission ends]

XTX-tacle #1

Oh my f-ing God...

XTX-tacle #2

Every hour? What are we going to do?

XTX-tacle #3

First of all, maybe we shouldn't have agreed to have remote-controlled explosives put in our necks.

XTX-tacle #1

Well where were you at contract time?

XTX-tacle #3

Your mom's house. [X-tacle #1 points gun at #3] Cleaning! Dude I was only cleaning.

XTX-tacle #1

[holstering gun] Yeah, that's what I thought.

XTX-tacle #3

[pointing his own gun] Her vagina!

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