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Frisky Dingo · Season 1

Xander and Killface in “Blind Faith”

[Xander has hit the blind Killface with his car] Hey, hey, no no man, don't move, man. I think you got a concussion.

Ow! What happened?

Hit... hit... hit... and... and they ran... hit and run, plateless gang car.

Oh! On a blind man! Crap! Yes, riding dirty, no doubt... With their... Bubba Kush. Well I, sir, am Killface. And you are in my debt... I'm in your debt.

Yeah, you have a house.

Yes, let's go to my house. take Naps. Where's my food?

Yeah, here...

My head... kills.

Um... this is actually just full of rocks.

Oh, that guy!

Yeah. [Laughs] ChickParm does that to blind people all the time.

Oh, I hate them!

Yeah, my girlfriend even did a thing on the news about it-

Is your girlfriend on the news?

My... what?

Grace Ryan? Wait a minute. Who are you? Shhhhh. You smell that? I smell crickets.

We should go to your house.

Yes, let's go to my house. Take naps. And y... what's your name? I don't even know your name.

Um... uh... mmm... Barnaby Jones.

[Beat] Barnaby Jones!

Yeah.

[Singing] People, let me tell ya 'bout my new best friend, Barnaby Jones! [Long pause] ...Nap.

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