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Frisky Dingo · Season 2

Xander and Xtacle in “The Opposition”

Can you even be gay for a robot? [in robot tone] Beep-beep, I am a gay-bot!

..Y-..you think we're robots?!

[in robot tone] May I offer you a robot blowjob?

..this-this is just armor! [clanks helmet]

Power down gay robot; that is an an earthman order!

Okay, hang on...

[Xtacle takes off helmet, revealing a human head.]

[Gasp]

Oh my... god...

That's what I've been saying.

You look.. so... real!

[exhasperated sigh] Look-

Can I... touch you?

Kinda prefer you didn't.

Just be still.

No, hey, come on!

Feel my touch.

[Xander sucker punches the Xtacle in the face, knocking him unconscious]

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