Landry quotes from Friday Night Lights

Landry

Please tell me the lesson you've learned.

Matt

Always lock the door.

Landry

When having sex with the Coach's daughter.

Landry

Tyra, do you want to remind me again why Mindy thinks that it's a good idea to have a party outside in December?

Tyra

Yeah, remind me again why my sister thinks it's a good idea to marry Billy Riggins?

Landry

That is a good point.

Tyra

That's a really good point.

Landry

Can I say something?

Tyra

Mm-hum.

Landry

Most, most girls that look like you do, things are easy, they can just coast by on their good looks for the rest of their lives and not really have to, not really have to worry. I mean, I know it sounds stupid, but I'm, I'm proud of how hard you've been working for this it, I mean, it says something. I just, I think good things are gonna happen to you, you just have to keep going.

Tyra

Thank you. [pause] Still think I'm good looking though, right?

Landry

You've still, you've still, you've.. you know, yeah. I think you're still okay.

Tyra

Okay? Thanks. Grr. [She fake threaten him with the knife she is holding]

Landry

I don't want to step on your fingers or anything but you might want to slice those a little thinner because cucumber sandwiches are pretty delicate.

Tyra

Really?

Landry

Did I just lose a lot of man points for that?

Tyra

Yeah you did.

Landry

Did I tell you I'm in a band though?

Tyra

See that's like 40,000 man points right there.

Landry

You obviously don't believe any of what you're saying.

Tyra

Fine Landry, why don't you tell me what to write?

Landry

I don't, this is your essay, I don't...

Tyra

What, should I write about? My trashy family, about the fact that my sister's a stripper, or my mom is a high school drop out who drinks boxes of wine like it's water? Or about the fact that I lost my virginity when I was thirteen, or the fact that my papa wasn't around? How about that? Oh, I know. I could write about how up until two years ago I had enough hate in my heart to start a freaking car.

Landry

What changed?

Tyra

What?

Landry

What changed? Why did you stop having enough hate in your heart to start a freaking car?

Tyra

Jason Street got paralyzed. I realized that he was this great guy - this hero, and it happened to him. It made me realize that life isn't fair for anybody. Not just me.

A few of you have been here. A few of you have not. One thing we all have to do tonight, we've got to focus. The game plan, the fundamentals, gentlemen, moving the sticks what we're going to be doing out there. And listen, fellas, there's a joy to this game, is there not? There's a passion, there's a reason why we're all out here. Other than the fact the pride that it gives us and the respect that it demands we love to play the game so let's go out there and have fun tonight. Do you understand? Because tomorrow, if you give 100% of yourself tonight people are going to look at you differently. People are going to think of you differently. And I promise you you're going look and think differently about yourself. Clear eyes. Full Hearts.

Landry

Can't Lose.

Landry, stop throwing the ball. You look like a girl.

Landry

Just one more.

No. You're just a funny looking creature.

Landry

[to Matt] She seems to be doing well.

My mom said she'd die before she'd send me there [East Dillon].

Landry

Literally like end her life?

Hunger strike probably.

Landry

I'm sorry man.

Matt

You should be man, you suck. We've been working on this for a while and you still suck.

Landry

Not at all I was talking about...

Matt

They're giving us a death gratuity.

Landry

A death gratuity?

Matt

Yeah it's like 100 thousand dollars.

Landry

Does it come in a tip jar?

Landry

Hey I was sorry to hear about your friend Calvin.

Vince

What do you care? You don't even know his last name.

Landry

Calvin Brown. And I care about my teammates, and you're my teammate.

You come over here I want to hug your neck!

Landry

Okay.

I want you to pursue your music. That Crucific-whatever it is.

Landry

Crucifictorious.

Yes. You love it. You should do it while you're at college. And I have your songs. Got them in my MP player. I can listen to them whenever I want.