Tim[helping Billy paint the nursery] Billy, if I threw up on this wall you wouldn't even know it because this color is puke.
It's mustard!
A character in Friday Night Lights
Played by Taylor Kitsch
Friday Night Lights · 268 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Friday Night Lights: in 54 of its 268 quotes
Most scenes with: Lyla Garrity (17), Jason Street (11), Billy (11)
Tim[helping Billy paint the nursery] Billy, if I threw up on this wall you wouldn't even know it because this color is puke.
It's mustard!
Every time she farts she's thinking that her water's breaking or that she's having contractions. So back off!
TimHey Billy can you pass me that violin please?
Shut up.
TimYou're hoggin' it.
TimWe can't go, we're here, we gotta pick something, and what's that saying? Doesn't the dress find you?
Can we please just go? This was a dumb idea.
TimI'm gonna tell you something, alright? And you can't tell it to anyone else. My mother never took me shopping for a pageant gown and because of that I never placed at Miss Texas. That's why I got into football. That's fact. This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna start with the wheels and then we'll work our way up, by then, hopefully they'll have a new shipment of dresses in.
I don't want you to miss the ultrasound!
Tim and I can go hunting any time.
TimNo, we can't, that's why it's called hunting season!
TimWe gotta sell something.
What are we gonna sell? We got nothing except Kit Kat.
TimWe're not selling Kit Kat, she's the face of Riggins' Riggs.
You're right, you're right. I love that cow.
I'm thinking about coaching. You know, I figure, since I coached you...
TimCoach was my coach.
Right. Well, I just want to change my life a little bit.
TimYour pregnant wife is stripping, your son is being bottle fed by another stripper and you're on your seventh beer.
You won't hear me complain!
TimYou're going to State, correct?
Yeah.
TimIt's never gonna be bigger than that. Play it like that. Lace up like it's the last game you'll ever play. And then move on. That's the best advice I can give you.
I have dreams.
TimI know you do. I have dreams too. I'm going to build a house exactly where we're sitting and I'll get a job. And I'm never going to do anything illegal for the rest of my life. Guarantee it. Maybe one day our dreams can merge together.
Matt SaracenZach Gilford · 40 quotes
Jason StreetScott Porter · 38 quotes
Lyla GarrityMinka Kelly · 34 quotes
Tami TaylorConnie Britton · 30 quotes
JulieAimee Teegarden · 29 quotes
LandryJesse Plemons · 26 quotes
BillyDerek Phillips · 19 quotes
Tyra ColletteAdrianne Palicki · 19 quotes
Smash WilliamsGaius Charles · 15 quotes
Buddy GarrityBrad Leland · 14 quotes
VinceMichael B. Jordan · 8 quotes
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