Not so fast, Deo! You're not going anywhere! I created you! I OWN you!
No, Kip. You didn't create me. Mac, my favorite best friend, created me. For I am Blooregard Q. Kazoo, imaginary friend. Not some flashy marketing campaign designed to get people to buy a shoddy deodorant product that doesn't seem to work. [audience gasps] That's wright, audience. Deo Brand Deodorant doesn't really make people smell all things better.
[Family, dog, and cat gasp, Chris throws his Deo Brand Deodorant and another scene where an old woman faints]
You think I care that people know my product stinks? You think I care how PEOPLE stink? I DON'T care! [audience gasps] In fact, Deo Brand Deodorant makes people smell all things so WORSE!
NOOO!
That's it, pal. We're taking you downtown.
You're spending the rest of your life rotting in prison.
Arresting me? For what?!
Article 254, Section 3: False Advertising.
NOOOOO!!!!!!
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