Todd's not cool.
What do you mean? He's cooler than both of you put together. Look at him over there with all his friends. He's like the Pied Piper of cool. Pied Piper was cool wasn't he?
Pied Piper wasn't cool, he took all those kids into a cave.
No, I mean before that phase; when it was just the rats.
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