Oh my God. Jemaine, are you okay?
Yeah.
You're out? Did the cops try to strip search you?
No.
Did they find anything?
No, they didn't strip search me.
Oh, I--I thought you said they did.
No.
Oh, well, did any of your cellmates, you know, rape you in the a--
No. No no no.
Oh good, good. Cause if—if I was a convict, you know, and I was in a cell with a pretty boy like you, I would definitely wait till lights out, put my hand over your mouth—
I've gotta—I've gotta go.
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