Jemaine and Bret in “Sally (Pilot)”

Jemaine

Hey, Bret, I think I know where I went wrong.

Bret

Hmm?

Jemaine

I think I know where I went wrong last night.

Bret

Yeah?

Jemaine

Yeah, Sally wanted to leave when you turned the light on. I think she found it weird - the whole thing with you there with the - with the light ... on.

Bret

Yeah, I think it might also be because she and I used to go out.

Jemaine

Yeah. It's 'cause you and her used to go out, but also because of the thing with the light. She's thinking, "Oh this is a nice situation." But then, "Ugh, who-- who turned on the light?"

Bret

Yeah. Yeah, maybe. But I think it's mainly because her and I used to go out... for like six months.

Jemaine

Yeah, well -- yeah, it's mainly because you used to go out, but also mainly because of the whole situation with the light.

Bret

Yeah, but the last thing you want to see when you're hooking up is your ex in the same room.

Jemaine

Yeah, and you also don't want to be startled by a light, do you?