Martin and Fleabag in “Unfinished Business”

Is that a bassoon in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?

Fleabag

Would you say that to your son?

When he has his bassoon, sure. But he's never pleased to see me, so...

Fleabag

It doesn't even make sense. Why would a bassoon in my hand...

Like a dick in your hand.

Fleabag

Oh, right. So if I was walking towards you with an amputated dick in my hand you'd think I was horny.

Well, I'd assume that you had been.