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Fleabag · Season 1, Episode 15

Counsellor and Fleabag in “Unfinished Business”

CCounsellor

Do you really want to fuck the priest, or do you want to fuck God?

Fleabag

Can you fuck God?

CCounsellor

Oh yes.

Fleabag

Look, just please tell me how to not fuck a priest. Before I get arrested.

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