Bank manager and Fleabag in “Unfinished Business”

Bank manager

Cafes are a very difficult business. You've certainly made this one very unique.

Fleabag

I also fucked it into liquidation.

Bank manager

OK.

Fleabag

And I fucked up my family.

Bank manager

Did you?

Fleabag

And I fucked my friend by fucking her boyfriend.

Bank manager

Right...

Fleabag

And sometimes I wish I didn't even know that fucking existed. And I know that my body, as it is now, really is the only thing I have left, and when that gets old and unfuckable I may as well just kill it. And somehow there isn't anything worse than someone who doesn't want to fuck me. I fuck everything. Except for when I was in your office, I really wasn't trying to have sex. You know, either everyone feels like this a little bit, and they're just not talking about it, or I'm completely fucking alone. Which isn't fucking funny.