Jayne and Wash in “Jaynestown”

Jayne

Can't be a statue of me, no reason for it. Flies in the face of every kinda sense.

Wash

Won't argue with that. [Drinks, then spits it out] Je shr shuh muh lan dong shi?!

Jayne

Mm. They call it "Mudder's milk". All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol.