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Father Ted · Season 3

Father Seamus Fitzpatrick and Nazi Veteran in “Are You Right There, Father Ted?”

[Father Fitzpatrick and his Nazi friend take two valium]

Father Seamus Fitzpatrick

Wait, these aren't Valium! These are the cyanide pills we kept for emergencies! You put cyanide next to the Valium, you old fool, that's asking for trouble!

Nazi Veteran

Oh, shut up!

Father Seamus Fitzpatrick

You shut up! We've only got fifteen seconds to live!

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