(Father Ted and Father Cagney are wearing motorbike helmets to protect themselves from Father Jack's nail cutting)
How much money did this parish bring in last year?
How much money? God I don't know.
(One of Father Jack's fingernails is clipped and breaks a window)
Another bloody window gone!.. I suppose we take in about 150, maybe 200 pounds.
(Another one of Father Jack's fingernails flies free and strikes Ted in the helmet)
Mrs Doyle! Aim into the wall, please.
200 pounds huh? What's that? Not even 400 dollars. You know what I'd do with 400 dollars? I'd wipe my ass with 400 dollars.
(Father Ted is disgusted at this)
Good God. And can that still be used as legal tender?
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