(Hud and Giant are having a practiced conversation in front of Chris the sheep, knowing that the animal is listening to them)
Have you heard of this creature going around terrorizing animals on the island?
No! Tell me more.
They say it's as big as a jaguar.
The car?
No, the big cat thing. And its face is nothing but big white teeth as sharp as knives.
Has it killed yet?
No, but it's only a matter of time.
Hope it doesn't attack me and my sheep.
Not even a man's sheep is safe.
Oh dear.
(The camera moves to a close up of Chris the Sheep's face)
Oooohhhh... (ie worrying sound)
Oooohhhh...
Oooohhhh...
(Worrying sounds from Hud and Giant continue)
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