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Father Ted · Season 2

Bishop Fachs and Father Jack in “Tentacles of Doom”

BFBishop Fachs

So many people are cynical about such things. You can hardly open a newspaper these days without reading some trendy anti-clerical article written by some bearded lefty!

Father Jack

Yes!

BFBishop Fachs

A spell in the Army would do them a world of good!

Father Jack

That would be an ecumenical matter!

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