Satchel Cannon and Rabbi Milligan in “Unfinished Business”

Satchel Cannon

Are you Jewish?

Rabbi Milligan

No.

Satchel Cannon

Then how come they call you Rabbi? Isn't a Rabbi a Jewish priest?

Rabbi Milligan

You ever play poker? [Satchel shakes his head] But you know there's a game called poker, played with cards. Well, there's this saying in poker: "You play the hand you're dealt." You and me, we're proof of that. You see, when yours truly was a boy, he had the same thing happen to him, what happened to you.

Satchel Cannon

You got traded?

Rabbi Milligan

What?

Satchel Cannon

From baseball. That's what my daddy said. I got traded to another team.

Rabbi Milligan

Exactly. I got traded twice. Except, well, for you, you get to go back to your original team one day.

Satchel Cannon

Is this your original team?

Rabbi Milligan

No. My team was shite.