“You sure about this plan?” – Ed Blumquist

Ed Blumquist

You sure about this plan?

Peggy Blumquist

It'll work. Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.

Ed Blumquist

Well, it's creative.

Peggy Blumquist

So, that's what we do. We cover the damage, file a report, and then, I mean, that should do it. We got rid of the - I mean, the guy's all ground up, and you burned his clothes, you said, so, once the car's fixed, it's - We're free. You been a real paladin.

Ed Blumquist

A... what's that?

Peggy Blumquist

It's like a knight. My knight.