CJCalamity Joe
A Zombie kit... shotgun, machete, some Bactine. It's a side business. I make up these knapsacks for the Zombie Apocalypse. You know... in case the dead come back to life and world gets all "dog-eat-dog."
It's already "dog-eat-dog," friend. Not sure what worse a bunch of zombies could do.
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