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S1 E15

Fargo · Season 1, Episode 15

Postal Worker and Lorne Malvo in “Unfinished Business”

PWPostal Worker

Well, I'll need to see some ID.

PWPostal Worker

What?

You heard me.

PWPostal Worker

Well, uh--uh, I can't give you your mail, if you don't show ID.

Sure you can. All you gotta do is look through those packages over there, find the one addressed to Duluth, and then hand it to me.

PWPostal Worker

Look, son--we're in Duluth, so technically all the mail is addressed to Duluth.

Am I gonna need to come back there and find it myself?

PWPostal Worker

...sir?

[Malvo stares silently at the postal worker]

PWPostal Worker

...o-okay.

[the postal worker turns and begins looking through the packages]

...

PWPostal Worker

This is highly irregular.

No, highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.

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