Meg and Peter in “Boston Stewie”

Meg

I'm excited to start shooting these videos with you.

Peter

Yeah, um, about the videos, I couldn't help but notice that you've got me squatting on generic Jell-O, not the name brand.

Meg

Does it make a difference?

Peter

[chuckles] Ho-ho-ho, d-does it make a difference? You're adorable. And why am I snorting regular cocaine when I specifically requested bacon-wrapped cocaine?

Meg

There's no such thing as bacon-wrapped cocaine.

Peter

Yeah, tell that to Chris Farley's autopsy photo. [starts bleeding from his nose]

Meg

Also, your nose is bleeding heavily.

Peter

Yeah, that's allergies. I'm allergic to bacon and cocaine.