Lois, Peter and others in “A 'Stache from the Past”

Lois

Where did you get all this money?

Peter

It was easy. I took out a reverse mortgage, which is that thing where ya house gives ya free money.

Lois

Peter, how could you be so stupid?! Reverse mortgages are a total scam! Now, you need to call the bank right away, and take that Mr. Potato Head back.

Peter

I can't. I wrote "Best Spuds 4 Life" all over the box! I almost love the box as much as the guy now.

Lois

Peter, we could lose our house!

Peter

Relax, Lois. Tom Selleck made a video for the wives wearin' his signature short shorts.

[on video] Hello, wives, I'm--

Lois

Sold!