What's on your shoes?
DDoug
Oh, these are called laces. I doubt you've ever heard of them, Mr. Velcro.
I know about laces! I've just never seen black ones! Jeez, why are you always such a dick!?
DDoug
It takes one to know one.
Where did you learn that? That was great!
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