Well, thank you all for coming. Can I get anyone something to drink?
DSDoug's Dad
I'm fine but Doug's mother would probably like three martinis and then have unprotected sex with her boss at work.
DSDoug's Mom
Doug's father would love a glass of warm tap water and never make more than $30,000 a year for the rest of his life.
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