“There's not left for me in this world....” – Ernie, Family Guy ... TV Quotes Database

EErnie

There's not left for me in this world. I lost my job. I lost my house. My wife left me for a bigger cock.

[looks towards the audience] Cocks are chickens!

EErnie

I'm better off dead.

Oh, that's sad. I agree. I guess that means I win, huh?

Ernie and Peter in “Fecal Matters”