[Peter is with Vladimir Putin in Russia and is bored. He suggests watching TV.]
So what do you do for fun around here? You got DirecTV?
PPutin
We have Time Warner.
You got HBO?
PPutin
We have Starz.
You got ESPN?
PPutin
We have Fox Sports 1.
Does that come in HD?
PPutin
420P.
You got--?
PPutin
Everything you say, I say something a little bit worse.
[Peter thinks for a second, then asks one final question.]
You got Simpsons?
PPutin
We have Family Guy.
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