Good morning, children. It's that time of the year again to fulfill your community service requirements by signing up for volunteer work.
Do we get to choose our jobs?
No, no no no. The jobs will be assigned randomly, but the cooler and prettier students have the better jobs. For instance, the blond chick in the third row will wash my car this afternoon. While Little Miss Frumpkin with all the questions will work in the old folks' home.
Is Frumpkin good?
[chuckles] NO. No.
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