[Stewie observes Brian on a leash held by a strange man]
Brian? What are you doing on a leash? And who's that?
[quietly] Shhh, be cool. This is the guy whose wife I'm banging.
Oh, what a romantic way to put it.
Yeah, it's great. I just pretend to be their dog, and then when he leaves for work, I get to go to the "pound" if you know what I mean.
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