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Family Guy · Season 14

Lois and Peter in “Peternormal Activity”

Oh, my God! Peter, come look at the newspaper! "Jan Itter dead".

[gasps] What?! No!

Right here, my college roommate, Jan Itter. She passed away yesterday.

A-are we seriously doing this? Because I didn't get like, any sleep last night.

What are you freaking out about? You didn't even know her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. [leaves the kitchen]

You and the guys killed and buried a man?!

Aah! I knew you would find out!

Find out about what? I just got David Sedaris's new book: "You and the Guys Killed and Buried a Man".

Okay, I am seriously on edge, and this thing we're doing, I'm not happy about it, and that's a very odd title for a humorist book!

Peter, you're acting weird. Just go to the other room.

I don't wanna go to the other room! I wanna stay here and see what you're seeing 'cause you're saying things that are different than what they are!

Peter, you're gonna have a heart attack. I won't say anything else. I'll let you relax.

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