Hey, what are you doing home so early?
He's following me, Brian.
Who's following you?
Tom Cruise. I spent one afternoon with the guy and it's like I signed an eight-year contract to show up at events with him and let him fake-father a child.
Stewie, I think Tom Cruise has better things to do than follow you around.
Oh really, well explain that. [points at Tom Cruise outside]
You know, it's times like this where I think, if I didn't talk and you were a normal baby, we wouldn't have any of these problems.
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