Joyce Kinney and Tom Tucker in “Burning Down the Bayit”

Good evening, Quahog. Grim details continue to roll in at this hour in the story of the detached airplane advertising banner, which caused a school bus to plummet into the Pawtuxet River.

Tom Tucker

That's right, Joyce, Quahog's own Goldman's Pharmacy made headlines across the country after a banner of their's caused the bus to drive off a bridge, tragically killing all the teenagers onboard. Many of the students tweeted about the accident as it was happening; we have a few here. From @jenny94: "Water seriously cold, yo!" Here's @theted69: "I'm gonna survive this, lol, jk." JK indeed.