[Billy and Peter both in the bathroom, Peter is naked]
BBilly
Don't take this the wrong way, but have you actually got a penis?
Yes.
BBilly
Where... where is it?
It's in there.
BBilly
Are you sure, so it's like Snuffleupagus down there, is it?
Oh, to hell with this... Lois, get the ruler. We're measuring again, and this time, I decide where the base is.
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