Tom Tucker, Joyce Kinney and others in “Grumpy Old Man”

Tom Tucker

Good morning, I'm Tom Tucker. Coming up, we talk to a man on the street while another man further back on the street flips you off.

But first, Quahog was hit by a major blizzard last night. Here, with more details on the snowstorm is Asian correspondent Tricia Nakahoma.

Tom Tucker

[annoyed] That's wrong. That's wrong, you're not doing good so far.

I'm standing here surrounded by snow tourists, stalled cars and the one douchebag that wears a tank top everytime there is a blizzard.

Yeah, this is nothin'. Guys at work drank a quart o' motor oil once and didn't even die from it. Put that on the news, but you won't.