You know somethin', Brian? I bet you'll make the late-night monologues.
[cut to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon]
I mean, it's a little weird, isn't it? This new Lauren Conrad relationship? When asked about their sex life, Brian was quoted as saying: "Oh, yeah. We just do it my style".
[laughter; cut to The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson]
Have you seen the news about Lauren Conrad and Brian Griffin? You know, a lot of these young Hollywood girls carry their little dogs around in their purses. But Lauren carries one... in her pants.
[laughter; cut to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]
Yeah, so Lauren Conrad and Brian Griffin are now a couple. She gave that dog a bone, and... he gave it right back!
[laughter]
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