[Stewie is standing beside the transporter controls with the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation in the transporter pad]
This... was exhausting. This whole experience was absolutely exhasuting. You people have ruined Star Trek: The Next Generation for me. You are absolutely the most insufferable group of jackasses l have ever had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with. I hope you all fucking die.
Patrick Stewart: l still have five tickets to the carnival.
There was nothing for five tickets! We've been over this!
Well, then LeVar and l were going to pool hours for the Fuzzy Troll pencil topper.
Oh, yeah? You're gonna share that?
LeVar Burton: Yeah, we were gonna share it.
Really? How's that gonna work?
Three days at my house, three days at LeVar's, and alternating Sundays.
For a pencil topper?!
l have to pee again.
That's it. Goodbye. [pulls a lever on the control panel. The entire cast were teleported, but LeVar's drink doesn't and causes a stain on the floor] Fuck!!
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